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a weird dream

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i had the most interesting dream last night. i planted a lot of osterich eggs in my garden which also was a cemetary because i didnt know how to keep all the eggs warm. one of the eggs hatched while my gardener was out and he freaked out that it was one of the dead animals coming back to life. the ostrich saw me first and thought i was its mother and it followed me every where i even had a diaper for it to wear so it didnt poop all over the place. then suddenly im an suv and im paying more attention to the ostrich than the rode and i miss my exit on thr freeway then i didnt have enough time to break so i crashed into the cars in front of me. i pulled off at the next exit and all of a sudden im driving a limo and i have no clue where my baby ostrich went and its suddenly night time and i was in the gehtto and i pull over into an empty lot cuz i didnt want to drive at night. and then im in the back of the limo with a girl whos supposidly my girl freind and were getting in on in the back seat and all these ghetto people keep peaking in the car! and ya i wake up but i felt so bad when i did cuz i wanted my little buddy ostrich.
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my goodness!

1 min read
I've been just losing my mind lately. I feel like such a pervert! lol i cant stop thinking about sex and its driving me nuts. I'd say im ready for a vaction oooooo I would love to go to brazil well any place theres either a beach a forrest uh anywhere theres not a whole lot of city life. I've been thinking when do yo think scientists will decide to mix human and jelly fish DNA? If they did what ever would be the result of that will be hella weird looking....like osmosis jones, a man with no brain, or a complete jellyfish a brain and the motive to kill for revenge cuz it'd be a freak.....eh sexyness is just floating all over the place...dude :hump: :giggle:
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i flow of light

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ive  been so just absent minded lately but like so full of ideas...my minda so blank ive een just blabbering all day im so excited and happy for no reason im so happy to be looking at everyones art! just makes my little heart swell with blood of course ill have a heart attack!! i love everybody here on deviantart your all sooooo ATTRACTIVE lol bwhahahahahaha muah :matrixfight::couch::blush::horny::boogie::dance:
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date?

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Ive been wondering if people on deviant art actually date cuz ya know ive never heard of it and like its just a massive gathering of creative people so its like why not besides everyone here is beautiful hmmmmmm i wonder if i should try?
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gosh

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ive been feeling so down lately i wish i had more money so i can leave where i am eh i dont wanna be married to who im married to anymore geeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz lol i wanna go to the bech and catch some fish
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